Sunday, May 08, 2005

Bali Bust

Well, if circumstances had gone the way they were supposed to, I'd have been lying naked on a table somewhere in Bali getting a massage. But in my line of work, nothing ever goes the way it's supposed to.

But I'm feeling much better today :) I've realized that I have my friends, and my health - and it's all good. It took some reminding though - and a large shot of alcohol to help the message along. And I realized for the first time in a long time why I actually became friends with my ISO in the first place. Sure, the bastard might make a lousy, cheatin' boyfriend but he makes the best of friends. It only took him a second on the phone as I blubbered out my woes before he decided to drive 3 hours over to my place to talk me out of the dumps - and bless him, he never even thought otherwise.

Balian of Ibelin


Prior to pouring alcohol down my throat, he actually dragged me to the movies - one of the things we enjoyed doing together even when we'd mutually dumped each other. Okay, the Kingdom of Heaven wasn't as great as I'd imagined. It could have done with a better script ( come on, some of the lines were just plain lame ) and much slicker editing.

But it was still cool seeing Orlando Bloom looking all hot, toned and bulked up with muscle. Unfortunately with the Malaysian censors busy slicing and dicing ( more than the Saracens and the Crusaders did, I believe ), we didn't get much chance of admiring Orlando's naked flesh.

8 comments:

grave_creek said...

awwww...now you make me feel bad for thinking that your iso was ......!!!lol!!! maybe he isnt so bad after all!!!.. he seems to be one of those men who are perfect when you are not in a relationship with them!!arent they the best?!!lol!!

Angie said...

Well, I'm happy that you're feeling better Paul. The company of a good friend (and I think it's lovely that your ISO can still be such a wondreful friend) combined with a hot guy on the screen can be magical healers.

Xo,
Aimee

savante said...

My ISo isn't that bad a man. He's an occasional bastard :) I wouldn't have dated him otherwise.

Thanks, Aimee. Oh, my ISO is pretty hot enough too. In between munching popcorn, I groped him for the fun of it.

Paul

Anonymous said...

And THAT is why you have to get pirated DVDs.

*waves hello* Hey, what do you think about me starting up a review site on gay/bi porn movies. I'm seriously thinking of trying something new to snark on.

Anonymous said...

Well, truthfully, you didn't miss much of Orlando. If I remember correctly, you can see the top of the butt, and a tiny little bit of pubes, but that's all. And that's only for a second. I agree, though, it was an alright movie.

And to answer your question...Of course I have a southern accent, although it's more akin to a Georgian or North Carolinian accent (think Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs), but my ISO thinks it's adorable. I don't know what the big deal is about a Southern accent, but apparently it's a bit of a turn on.

I don't get why, but it is. ;)

Anonymous said...

*Hums, Don't Worry, Be Happy*

Try and cheer up some, I'm glad the ex is good for something ;) (God knows mine arn't)

Jay said...

I can see that Orlando Bloom's cute, but he's just a little too... pretty for me. I mean sometimes you just wanna be thrown against a wall by some brute, ya know?

And you're lucky to be on such good terms with your ex. I'm in touch with only one of the four that I've got. The rest have simply disappeared (though I can't say I'm really sorry).

savante said...

Well, whenever you think the censorship's bad in the US, just come over here to Malaysia, charles :)

Naughty Old Woman, you sound familiar... are you my favourite granny - Mrs Giggles? But anyway, it would be great to have a porn review site, so send me an address.

Jason, trust me... a Southern accent is hot. Add that to a long, lean body and some mint julep...

Tossed on the wall by a brute? Well, have you seen Clive Owen lately? :)

Paul