Sunday, May 14, 2006

Clueless

Somehow for me the idea of a gaggle of gay men brought together for fun and sun in a tropical paradise always means sex romp galore. Shockingly that hasn't come true at all - seriously there were no odd couplings in the closets ( that I know of ), no kinky nipple pinching or crotch groping ( that I heard of ) and certainly no inappropriate disrobing followed by the passionate oohs and aahs of impending orgies. Could it be possible that gay men simply aren't the morally loose, sexually depraved monsters that the heterosexual world is terrified of? Could it be possible that gay men are simply regular everyday joes who just have fabulous hair ( not with my spiky hair currently unfortunately ) and an alarming penchant for interior decoration and dinner parties?

After these two days however, the latter seems quite possible actually - which would mean the disposal of a barrel of lube and a freightload of condoms. It could actually be true that I might be watching too much gay porn :)

Big bicepsStill meeting some of the regular bloggers that I find online does give me some pause - and it recalls one of the things I've somehow failed to mention previously. Possibly I was too mind-numbingly stunned at the time to register the event properly in my mind.

As my blog has gained some little notoriety ( prompting some of my colleagues to confront me on it :) ), some of the little players in my comedy of acts have similarly gained a life of their own. With my odd penchant for assigning unusual nicknames to the people I know in real life ( have always done that in fact! ), it has left some of my friends wondering exactly who's whom.

Which is why a certain Dashing Dan spent a certain worthwhile evening sometime ago accosting various well-built, big-biceped specimens at a local gym demanding their identities, at the same time interrogating them for their intimate knowledge of a certain odd duck called Dr Paul. Shades of the intrepid Inspector Clouseau? :)

Shocking but true :) Since I found Dan seemingly hearty and well after the unfortunate episode ( without any signs of serious manhandling by his appropriately beefy victims ), I assume most of the protein-shake-guzzling, vegetable-munching muscle marys in question remained utterly clueless as to Dan's true intentions.

Although it does seem like a possibly good pick-up line. So big boy, do you know of a Tom, Dick and Harry? And if not, would you like to know me? :)

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey just wondering if u got my mail. was asking for some advice about malacca eg places to go. and its good to know its not just all sex with gay men :P perhaps actual relationships do exist amongst us after all lol

kev

Ganymede said...

There's nothing like a gathering of our own kind of people for a chat and all, something sex and orgy can't satisfy.

Anonymous said...

it's a pity that society has placed a rather negative generalization on the lifestyles of homosexuals...but i'm glad that we have managed to live above it all n prove them wrong...

quicksilverlining said...

maybe people just get distracted by all the sex. i would.

Jushie said...

What kind of gatherings have you been going for? No nipple pinching and odd grunting noises from one or two guests? Geez...come for my parties *wink*

Anonymous said...

Very frank discussion I guess. Lead to better understanding and friendship.

Joel said...

I definitely think it is true that we are given way too much credit where sex is concered from the straight community. My partner and I have been together 4 years and I'd venture to say we have sex about as much as our straight counterparts. It is part of the equation.

Admittedly, we do have an ocassional tryst but the differene...we do it together instead of behind our wife's back.

Anonymous said...

Tom, Dick and Harry? You have all three of them at the medial side of your ankle ;)

Alex said...

Hahahaha.... sorry St Paul that we are not the gay men in your fantasies :P
There's always next time.....

Xavier said...

no lah.... we asians ma... first time meet must well behave...

we havent even stepped into your room... :p

till then.... dont jump to conclusions on our moral yet.... *wink*

AJ said...

Eventhough I may grope, prod & poke gay men I meet, it isn't always about sex.... Besides, orgies aren't always nice ;oP

Dave said...

oh Paul did not get a chance to savour those cute looking guys (where i refer to delicacy. hee...)

but never mind, you widen ya social circle. you will find ya Mr Right one day. It isn't always good to have too many nude dudes in bed at a go.

Stinging Rabbit said...

Orgies sound fun but I'm sure you will come out kinda tired and pained, depending on what you did. Lolz. At least you met more gay guys and more friends with whom you can go and talk and 'do' things with them. Hehe. Do you mind if I meet you and Dan when I go to Melaka? :P

Maximus Leo said...

Decent gathering eh! Phew..... At least you have shown good morals! :-)

Send me a return air ticket to Malaysia and will gladly get to know you better... hehehe :)

Musang said...

that's a good pick up line...

"so big boy, do you know of a tom, dick and harry? and if not..."

*flips hair*

"...would you like to know me?"

LOL.

famezgay said...

uhmnn good lar.. decent meet up. Gays not always sex sex sex mar (though uhmnn i couldn't deny tat also) but it is always good to have just simple meet up n have a nice coffee n chat!

MrBunnyBan said...

...I never mentioned Dr Paul. And I only asked one guy! T.T I'll find him someday...

That Girl said...

eeeks!

errr, umm ive only known 2 gay guys in my lifetime and they were both very sweet and totally not the usual definition of a gay guy hungry for se all the time.

savante said...

Got your mail and replied, kev :)

You've got something there, defiant.

True, K. Such generalizations are terribly unfair for the homosexuals at large - but you can't disagree that there are such stereotypes around.

Wish I could be similarly distracted, quicksilver.

Invite me, won't you, jush :) And update your blog!

True enough, pakcik. You should have been here!

Occasional tryst, scotty? :)

Ah, anon. You have to be in the medical line.

Great meeting you guys up, alex and xavier. Always good to put a face to the blog.

Shocked you actually said that, aj :)

Hope you're right, dave. Where is my Mr Right dammit.

No problem, silentside. Daniel and I would love to meet.

Ian, sure you can afford the tickets with those lovely yen.

musang, I know! What a great pickup line.

True, ceusm. IT's nice to meet up for a chat.

You do that, dan :)

Grafxgurl... You never know what they're hiding inside, honey :)

Paul