Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Toying with Twinks

One of the regular heinous sexual misdeeds , amongst many other despicable notions, laid at the gay man's door is that we're all actually crazily drooling paedophiles trailing after the underaged jailbait boys.

Well, I'm glad to tell you that it certainly isn't true for the majority of us - and definitely isn't true for me. Come to think about it, most of us are seemingly well-adjusted adults who only drool crazily after other well-adjusted, well-built male adults who are well above the age of consent.

This came to my attention just yesterday when during the second gathering of Lanky Lex's gay gala, we had the opportunity to view for ourselves some barely legal boys playing as waiters at a certain chain restaurant. And no, it isn't a sleazy back-door joint with paying clients groping up the dishes but a reputable family restaurant. Tall, lanky twinks all of the waiters, squeezed into tight slacks and black aprons, ready to serve. The junior members of the crowd were obviously enthralled by the merchandise on display but I found myself utterly blase about the experience.

Sorry, boys. Only men for me. Those little kids with barely any stubble do absolutely nothing for me :) Perhaps the homo-jury is right, I do have a type after all.

22 comments:

Jason said...

Everyone likes young and tight! Why don't you? People even sell brussle sprouts in adelaide with that line "Young Tight and Sweet".

Zemien said...

I believe, special fetishes aside, people like others around their age. When I was barely legal, all I had on my mind were twinks. Now that I'm about to go into the working world, I look for someone older and mature.

But a not-too-buff, cute butt, and heart melting grin still does it for me.

Alex said...

I prefer the one at the counter actually...
And yes, you do have a type!
Next time we hire Butlers In Buff as waiters....

famezgay said...

which shop which shop?

kekekeke

Hafiz Hector said...

The young and cute ones are just nice to see. Nothing more, nothing less.

Sue said...

It is as I have said before, nice to look at, but then I start mothering them. Embarassing really.

Will said...

where is this place?! how come u never told me?!

Just Me said...

I normally only date guys that are 2 years younger than me and 5 years older than me. I find that I have a lot more in common with guys in this age group.

I have dated younger guys and way older guys but it just didn't work for me.

Xavier said...

kakakaka, dr, give me a 5, i think we are on similar grounds when it comes to age.... :p

Annie said...

Like Jase says, everyone likes young and tight - women included - it's merely an appreciation for God's work and for those who spend hours at the gym, I guess.

As for the age part, whole heartedly agree with Paul - no interest whatsoever in 'boys'.. but it does make one dream about one's wasted youth. Well, ok.. MINE was wasted youth, but well, maybe the next life I'll learn to appreciate the the the...... (sorry, lost my train of thought)... visions of ---- danced in my head...

Ceusm cracked me up "Which shop which shop?" Only ONE thing on that mind!.... NOT that there's anything wrong with that. kekekekeke

Joel said...

I'm with ya. I like my men of age amd beefy! Twinks don't do a whole lot for me!

joshua said...

NO cute waiters, how to pull in the crowds?

different folks, different strokes

Musang said...

even though my type is those hunky, manly and meaty guy, i won't say no to those ermm... not lanky, but well toned twinks.

i can't call em twinks if they got muscles, can i?

oh well...

Michael said...

I feel you, Paul.

Young and tight? Feh!
Gimme old and tight. ;-)

I think Annie Lennox said it best:

Baby, baby, baby,
Don't you shave your legs
Don't you double comb your hair
Don't powder puff
Just leave it rough
I like your fingers bare.

I need a man.

MrBunnyBan said...

Hee. Not all of the juniors at the table were eyeing the barely legal waiters, ya know.

...oh, wait. I'm not one of the juniors. :p

Stinging Rabbit said...

As a barely legal guy, I prefer older guys (but not too old) and more dominant. A good body and all the extras are nice. Waiters can sometimes be quite hot and good looking and so droolable.

executorlouis said...

What hasn't been said? ;)

Cute young things are nice for a fling but its much nicer to have grown sensible equals to come home to. =)

canardbidon said...

yeah! men all the way for me too! boys can stay in their incubators

me got LOTS of stubble

NeiLDC said...

The following events is not suitable for kids " Parental Guidance is needed" LOL

Anonymous said...

mmmm.. i love a good beefball myself, paul. ;-) and so do most guys, i think!
but yea, i agree with ya on NO! to twinks. dont find them appealing at allllllll!

Ganymede said...

Heheh yea yea, more for me then. :P

savante said...

Good God. Jase. Young tight and sweet sprouts for sale?

zemien, same over here... nothing like a cute grin to get me going.

Same over here, alex but he was still pretty young.

ceusm, you gotta ask alex for that :)

perhaps we are growing older, hafiz :)

Well, haven't reached the stage of mothering.. sue, perhaps being elder brotherly.

It's in KL. Will bring ya, Willa.

Things in common are real important, cr.

I guess we do share the same tastes, xavier.

Wasted youth, anniiiieee?

Beefy hunks... yummy, scotty :)

true again, joshua.

Won't say no to em too, musang but then again, sometimes I can be indiscriminate when it comes to guys.

Was that a song by Lennox, Michael?

You are still junior, Daniel :)

Hahaha, don't let them hear that, louis :)

Stubble, huh.. yummy canard.

True, neil.

Did someone mention beefballs... :)

Yeah, frankie :) You can have them all.

Paul