Spank this Male Nurse

Male nurses are a welcome face in the hospital these days.

Though still relatively uncommon in most areas, their numbers are growing steadily by the day. Not that I don't value the great nurses that I have but I gotta say ( hopefully without seeming overly gender-biased ) that it's quite a relief to finally have that much-needed injection of testosterone in the overwhelmingly female culture of the wards.

Trust me, there can be too much oestrogen sometimes.

And did I mention a handful of the male nurses are quite ... a handful themselves. I mean, we all know a delicious specimen down under named Jon, don't we?


Reporting for duty, sir!
Hypothetically speaking of course :P But let's try Bend-Over Ben. Sweet-faced male nurse ( hunka-burning love! ) that just started his rotation a month ago but boy, he's been making quite an impression. Friendly enough fella, helluva enthusiastic and ever-ready to lend a hand in whatever procedures we're doing.

Of course I've been teasing him ( hypothetically! ) in the wards whenever I see him -- possibly amounting to sexual harassment ( still hypothetically! ) - but he hasn't complained. Lately, he even seems increasingly eager to join in the fun.

Ben : I've done the suctioning for the patient.
Paul : No doubt, I'm sure you're excellent at the suck and drip method.
Ben : Uhh... I am? T-the patient has quite good gag reflex this morning.
Paul : I'm sure that's gonna put a crimp on his social life.

His face was as red as a beetroot but that was his first week at work. Certainly improved on his snappy comeback the week after.

Paul : I think it's time for a PR.
Ben : A per rectal? I'll get myself ready in a sec.
Paul : Well, if it's you who's asking for the PR, I'm gonna need more than a while.
Ben : It's my first time but I'm sure you'll be gentle with me, Dr Paul.

Embarassingly enough I think I might have blushed myself. These days it's become almost a routine to trade repartee in the mornings during rounds.

Paul : What you planning to do there? That's a pretty large syringe you got there, Ben.
Ben : Thanks for the compliment. Sometimes size does matter after all.

Of course these are all figments of my fertile imagination - especially if someone at work read this. Still it has made my days at work that much more interesting.